Strange observations...
a. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
b. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
c. If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would they be Fed UP?
d. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
e. What hair color do bald men put on their drivers license?
f. How much faster would lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
g. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
h. Whatever happened to Preparation A through G?